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阴天 阴天雨天 我什么也听不见 你的心里 我是否住在里面 不够时间 在你暖窝里安眠 故事里边 再没有爱的字眼 MimiMimi jumped away from my leg
大便的麻烦大便的麻烦
每个人都会有这样的困扰吧
假如有一天在别人家突然想大便，但是怕臭怕尴尬
如果你是怕尴尬的人，怎么办呢？
PLAN 1 - tahan as long as u can until u go back to home only you do your job
* this plan cannot work if u 'lao sai'
PLAN 2 - get a chance to go out from your fren (esp. girl fren) or cousin house and rush to the nearest restaurant or petrol station
* but if u are at ur gf house, and ur gf is extremely suspicious, she might think that u r trying get rid of her to know other girls
* not a good plan for those who dont have license if the house is too far from restaurant or petrol
* U will be in trouble if you are 'lao sai' + the toilet that you look for is in used or out of use
* so, please survey where is the nearest toilet near to you fren house b4 u step into his/her house.
PLAN 3 - tell your fren straight that you are going to shit in his/her house and will make his/her
* if u r in ur girlfren house, either she might think that u are very MAN (something wrong with her) or u spoil ur image.
BEST PLAN - tahan until you are cannot tahan anymore, rush into toilet 'fast, ruthless, nicety'.
* Pls do the whole process within 10 sec, quickly flush so that the smell of the shit will not able to spread. After u flush, put some perfume on the bowl.
* HOW IF YOU 'LAO SAI'? smell will spread faster (liquid has more contact surface to air than solid one), then put more perfume lor.
* HOW IF YOU DONT BRING PERFUME? wash the whole toilet lo.
* You must do the whole process fast so that people will think that you are only want to 'shi shi'
说这么多其实
自然就好，使人都会大便
靓妹帅哥大的屎也不会比你的香
所以别把自己搞得这么累
做自己就好，尽量拉吧，拉屎万岁！
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